College Girls and Teen Nipples Will Enlarge by 40% During Lunar Eclipse
Dr. Ferdinand Puss-n-boots, of the Carney-Mellons Institute said:
"When a lunar eclipse happens, as it will this week, women who look at the moon will undergo various effects, the most startling of which is an enlargement of their nipples.
The breast is a very sensitive part of the female body and the nipples are extremely sensitive to changes in atmosphere, astrological events and many other things.
Any woman who wants to experience this unique nipple-enlargement need only look at the lunar eclipse and watch her breasts ba ba boom! bigger with the nipples getting the biggest boost.
Most men will enjoy this if they are lucky enough to witness it. So keep your eyes open guys!"
Dr. Pussnboots published this report in a scientific journal in the language of Pekinese, which I have translated for this article.
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