Teen Gets Spanked on her Bare Bum by Daddy for Getting a Good Report Card

Bizarre punishment for doing something good! Some kids can't do anything right it seems. Melissa Bigabam of Colorado, recently got spanked 50 times on her bare bum by her father, who was furious with her report card. The reason? Well, her father, Mr. Bigabam, does not believe in public schooling, seeing it as a form of brain-washing. However he is required by law to send his daughter to school. "I told her" said Bigabam, "if she goes to school she should flunk every test and never listen to the teacher. So what does she do? "She went and got straight A's is what she did! So I spanked her good on her bare bottom. " Melissa had no comment saying that she really tried to flunk all the tests but the temptation was just too great to put down the correct answer. We are sure that next time the teen will make a better (worser?) effort to get bad marks on her report card and not bad marks on her bum!