Shocking News: 'A-Holes Now Found ALL OVER the World!' Not Just Where YOU Live!

Breaking News: 'A-Holes Now Found all over the World!' 

A study by the Regal Institute of Feetherbrain, in Beyonce Dakota, has shocked the world by revealing it's latest social studies findings:  There arree A-Holes Everywhere; Not Just in Particular Areas of the Planet.'

Doctor Libby Bibby of the Institute has said:

"Previously we knew there were A-Holes here and there, near and far, betwixt and between, but now we know for certain that they are found everywhere on the planet, from the North Pole to the South Pole and they are breeding more everyday. Soon the world could be filled with nothing else but A-Holes and there will be no way to stop them from filling positions of power in every country, not just in the United States and Russia as it now stands. "

A-Holes, as most people know, are a huge threat to life on this planet as they tend to be jerks, dummies and goof-offs, to name just a few of their other attributes. If the present trends hold, A-Holes will be dating your daughter, buying the house next door, teaching your kids at school and even filling the police ranks to a degree never before seen in history.

The study by the institute says it will continue watching this population explosion in A-Holes and recommend steps to combat their growth if possible.

Otherwise it could be nothing but A-Holes as far as your eye can see.  

May God, if He isn't one Himself, help us.