'Going Topless Increases I.Q.' says Leading Researcher
A leading researcher at Toffee University, in Candiland, California, has come out and announced that his findings reveal 'topless women are smarter than women who wear bras, or shirts."
Harry Whodinie, a professor at said University, says that he has done extensive research and discovered that the less a woman wears a bra the smarter she becomes, and if she wears no shirt, she may reach genius levels.
I asked the Professor just why that is?
"Well," said the expert, "we are not certain yet, but I believe it has to do with the fact that when the nipples are free to be themselves, then the brain gets bigger to accomodate the new freedom of the nipple.
Free the nipple and you free the boob.
Free the boob and you free the brain.
That's it in a nutshell."
More research will be required to before the science behiind the discovery is pinned down, but the team at Candiland University is optimistic they will uncover the breast and all it's secrets.
from: U.Must Be Kidding News Desk
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Harry Whodinie, a professor at said University, says that he has done extensive research and discovered that the less a woman wears a bra the smarter she becomes, and if she wears no shirt, she may reach genius levels.
I asked the Professor just why that is?
"Well," said the expert, "we are not certain yet, but I believe it has to do with the fact that when the nipples are free to be themselves, then the brain gets bigger to accomodate the new freedom of the nipple.
Free the nipple and you free the boob.
Free the boob and you free the brain.
That's it in a nutshell."
More research will be required to before the science behiind the discovery is pinned down, but the team at Candiland University is optimistic they will uncover the breast and all it's secrets.
from: U.Must Be Kidding News Desk
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