Monday, January 4, 2016

Judge Sends College Girl to Men's Prison for Parking Ticket

Judge Sends College Girl to Men's Prison for Parking Ticket


A judge in New York City's night-court, yesterday, thought it would be a good idea to send a pretty, buxom, college girl, Amanda Knockers, to jail for the night, in a men's prison, to teach her a lesson.

Judge Andrew Overwatch, said, in his ruling:

"Since you seem to think speeding is not much a crime, and that you don't endanger the lives of innocents when you speed, I rather think you need to be taught a lesson you won't forget."

So saying, Judge Overwatch, told Amanda Knockers, that she would be sentenced to spend one night in a men's prison, full of sex-starved prisoners, to see how she feels about a speeding ticket when she comes out.

Amanda Knockers was then taken directly to Attica, a full-security lock-up for murderers and assorted psychos, and handcuffed to a prison cell with 3 men in it, to teach her a lesson about breaking the law.

"I suspect" said the Judge, she will never speed again, after this, and that will be a lesson earned for that tart and buxom girl who will give the inmates some entertainment they slaver for, no doubt."

There is no clear relationship, according to Knocker's lawyer, between her crime and her punishment, but since it was late and he had to go to a New Year's Eve party, he let it stand, and hailed himself a taxi double-quick.

Only time will tell what Amanda learns in men's prison, but one thing is certain, it will be a "hard" lesson, she will 'feel' all over, no doubt.