How to Kiss a STEAMY Indian Desi Girl

How to Kiss an Indian Desi Girl

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Kissing a Desi Girl 


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It's a fact...I get requests all the time from both girls and guys as to how best to kiss a steamy Indian Desi Girl and so now I'm going to tell you. First you must promise not to tell anyone else as this information is powerful and indeed so potent is this sexy information that it could cause another world war if it got into the 'wrong hands' so keep your lips and your hands where they belong and follow my advice and keep this secret. Don't go blabbing it to Edward Snowden for example. That guy couldn't keep a secret if his life depended on it.  Just wait until he gets married. He will soon understand you can't go around saying everything you really think!  
So how to kiss a sexy Desi girl? 



1. Find one. They are often found in India, in places like Mumbai,Kerala...

2. Approach a Desi girl with a smile and ask her if she is up for kissing a random stranger like you. If you are a girl then she needs to be a lesbian, most likely. If you are a guy make sure you are ready for a slap. But don't let that stop you! Where would all the babies in the world come from if every guy ran away and cried because a sexy girl slapped him? Just take it like a manly man and say 'o I'm sorry...I thought you were my girlfriend...she looks just like you ! She too is very hot and seductive and pretty and all that."

3. Now if she smiles you have another chance. 

4. Ask her if she wants to kiss you as you don't want to die before you kiss the most beautiful girl you have ever seen, aside from your alluded-to girlfriend, who could be her twin. 

5. She probably will be laughing by now, so you are getting close to that kiss from a Desi girl ! 

6. Tell her you won't bite. Unless she wants you to. 

7. Now she will really be laughing! 


8. Move your face closer to hers until your lips are so close your landing-gear is coming out for a touch-down. 

9. If she closes her eyes make your move. Kiss gently. Slowly. Smoothly.

10. Repeat as many times as you can before you have to catch your bus/train/flight or until the cows come home, whichever comes first...and you know those cows...they take forever.  By the way, if there is a cow nearby, and if you are in India there will be, jump on and ride off into the sunset. Very effective exit. 


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