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Ladies of the Jury Set Georgie Zimmerman Free--By Golly!
Ladies of the Jury Set Georgie Zimmerman Free--By Golly!
An all-woman Florida gated-community jury deliberated for 18 hours, when they weren't fixing their makeup, on the question of whether George Zimmerman was guilty of taking the life of a young black man wearing a hoodie and skulking around on a dark and rainy night mind you, or whether he was innocent of pulling the trigger in a malicious and heedless manner.In the end the members of the jury flipped a coin, 'heads Georgie goes free' and seeing as how George Washington came up face-up, Zimmerman was given the green-light by the Ladies of the Florida gated and once-again safe from marading blacks with hoodies from entering on dark and rainy nights to skulk furtively on their new rose-gardens and petunia-patches leaving muddy footprints all over the place....goodness me what is this world coming to?Stand your ground, is just what it says and that's just what George Zimmerman did, by golly, he stood his ground and shot at will while he was so standing and let no man tell him he was not within his Florida State laws allowed, permitted, and by gosh encouraged to do when he saw a black individual wearing a hoodie approach him for heaven knows what nefarious purposes.'Shoot or be shot', is the way the Ladies of the jury put it, according to an un-named source, namely the mainentence man who was called in to the jury room to replace a burned-out light during sequestration. 'Yep. Shoot or be shot and Zimmy he done shot and so would any red-blooded Floridian do the same by golly gosh and double-gosh,' said the aforesaid anonymous maintenance man.Now those ladies, after spending so long (18 hours!) in a room without a view and no Dr. Phil or nothin' at all to be entertained, those poor ladies are themselves free to get back to their homes secure in having done their duty and made the streets once again safe and sound-- where you can stand your ground and if necessary, shoot at will.Now I ask you: 'Who would ever want to live in a place that said any different?'fibonnaci is based in Guelph, Ontario, Canada, and is a Stringer for Allvoices.Related articles
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